Dinner Recipes
Dinner Recipes
Marinade:
2.5-3 lb chicken
1T Chili Powder / 1/2T Kashmiri chili powder
1T Tandoori Masala (max!)
1T Garlic paste (or half a bulb of garlic)
1T salt
Makhani Gravy:
- 5-6 tomatoes (vine ripe, or other high-water, low-meat - NO Beafeaters!)
- 50gm Cashews
- 3T sugar (increase only after pure if tomatoes are too tart)
- 2T malt or apple cider vinegar
- 1T salt (add more if needed)
- half a large onion or whole medium onion (red or yellow)
- 3-6 chilis. (jalapenos work, but try to find more 'oriental' products)
- 1T garlic paste (or the other half of the bulb)
- 1.5T masala (mix Garam & tandoori)
- Chili powder mix to desired heat level
- 2-4T butter or Ghee (can sub EVOO if needed)
- 4T heavy cream (can double if you really want it creamy)
- 1t kasoori methi (aka. dried fenugreek) (opt)
The Cook:
cube chicken, mix with marinade spices mix. set aside for a few hours (or overnight).
rough chop tomatoes. mix with cashews, vinegar, sugar and salt. set aside.
chop onions, chilis & garlic. (they will be puree'd later, so cuts aren't important)
cook onions & chili in Ghee (or EVOO) for ~5 min. add garlic and spice mix for 2 min.
pour in tomato mix. bring to boil, then lower to simmer and let cook for A LONG TIME. (Drink at least 1 beer just sitting at the table!)
puree the mix (vitamix works great). Strain through a kitchen strainer into a bowl. Put back in the pot and add low heat. add the cream.
pan fry, bake, or grill the chicken.
garnish with kasoori methi.
eat on a bed of plain white rice, &/or tumeric rice, &/or naan.
Heat Chart: total chili between chicken and makhani. 2 parts chili powder, 1 part kashmiri chili
2T: mild / 3T: medium / 4T: hot / 5T: good luck!
time: 2+ months [experimental recipe]
Ingredients (per strand - split in 3 for the braid!):
24oz total of Homebrew vorlauf.
- Collect 8oz from Midnight Mochachino and 16oz from Bav Hef brew. Collect during first vorlouf to ensure undiluted high-gravity wort. Use sanitized jars as this will be saved in the fridge for months. Record OG so you can calculate the sugar-equiv content.
** What is wort you ask? First, "no" it's not beer / "no" there's no alcohol / "yes" it's safe for kids ~ it's 100% natural sugar water! If SG is around 1.070, you have about 3.5TBSP sugar equivalent in each 1-cup of wort.
*** If you don't have wort - replace each set with 4T sugar (brown or table) or honey dissolved in 1C water.
12 c bread flour
1T salt (cut in half if you use salted butter)
4T unsalted butter, melted then cooled but still soft
3 batches of reclaimed Weihenstaphen yeast slurry (from Bav Hef brew). You can use 1/3 of a W-68 pack, but they cost $6 each so making beer with it then getting free reclaimed yeast is the best option.
Instructions:
MIXING (PER STRAND)
Warm 1cup wort to 85–90°F. Mix in reclaimed yeast slurry.
Allow to ferment at room T for 8-12 hrs (Krausen develops).
** NOTE: start in AM, then check through day and should proceed by the evening.
** -OR- start in late PM and resume in morning.
** use a container you can cover but not close tightly - such as a mason jar with the lid unscrewed slightly.
Mix triple batch of flour, salt & butter, then split into 3x equal batches.
Add Yeast-Wort-Krausen slurry. Mix to shaggy dough, then rest 15 minutes
Knead 6–8 minutes until: smooth, elastic, and slightly tacky.
** Splash with water if too dry – pinch of flour if too wet.
Form into 3x equal balls. Lightly oil & cover each dough separately.
FERMENTATION SCHEDULE
Stage 1 – Initial Activity: let set for 3-6 hrs at room temperature
Stage 2 – Cold Ferment: Refrigerate 36–72 hours
Stage 3 – Wake-Up: Remove dough from fridge & allow to warm to room T for 2hrs
Roll each dough into a 14–16 inch rope
Arrange: Hef – MM – Hef, then Braid loosely on parchment
Refrigerate shaped braid for 1hr
· Build Baked baking soda bath (1L water & 30g baked baking soda)
· Dip in Baked baking soda bath for 35-45 sec [MAX!] - Let rest for 10-15min
· Brush with egg wash
· Top with Pretzel salt (recommended) & [opt] sesame seeds
** PRO MOVE: isolate sprinkle: MM w/ light sesame & hefe w/ black sesame
· [Opt] top with baked / dehydrated spent grain (20g max on whole loaf)
*** NOTE: Ensure it is FULLY Dehydrated & dry before use
· Pre-heat oven to 425F – ** Ensure STONE is also pre-heated!
· Slide loaf on parchment onto pre-heated stone, then BAKE: 425°F for 22–26min
Let cool, then enjoy only with your dearest family & friends! Also, don't forget ~ Drink Bav Hef & Weizen Stout while snacking!!
EQUATORIAL ESSENCE OF CITRUS
~~~ A Spirituous Extraction at Terminal Latitude ~~~
Ingredients:
- a fifth of vodka (you'll need a 1.75L bottle to store the batch when complete, so may as well go for it!)
- 10 lemons
- 2 limes
- pinch of salt (1/2tsp max)
- A questionable but generous amount of sugar!!
Instructions:
De-wax protocol: Boil enough water in a pot to submerge your lemons. Dip lemons in water for 5-10 seconds, then rub the wax off (rotisserie chicken glove highly recommended). Rinse under cold water then soak in cold water to halt the cook. Light to moderate ice recommended.
Zest acquisition: Zest all citrus. Avoid pith at all costs. Leave color behind if necessary — The tiniest amount of pith will turn the entire batch into "essence of turpentine", suitable only for scrubbing rust from brightwork!
Syrup formation: Juice citrus. Measure volume (~3 cups expected). Bring juice to a boil, cut heat, then add equal volume sugar. Stir until dissolved. Refrigerate.
Extraction Phase: Combine zest with ~3 cups vodka in a sealed jar. Store in a dark, room-temp location. Agitate 1–2 times daily for 7 days.
Filtration: Strain citrus-vodka through a coffee filter or cheese cloth. Discard the zest.
Assemble: Mix citrus-vodka with citrus-syrup to taste. Straight up 50/50 is a good start!
CAUTION: Side effects include unearned confidence and disparaging remarks regarding Italian import variants. You should resist the urge to make such claims if you have never sailed the Mediterranean Sea.
Buy a ham - any ham. Get the fixins you want. (sweet potatoes, roasten or mashed potatoes, onions, instant or homemade stuffing, rolls, whatever else you want).
Start the glaze EARLY! Put a 12-oz bottle of dark beer into a pan. Add 1/3 can of D180 Belgian Dark Candi Syrup. Put to a very low simmer (ensure there's steam coming off, but not boiling - you don't want to scorch the sugar on the bottom of the pan). whisk frequently to keep mixed. Reduce by half, stir in 2tsp or so of whole grain mustard & set aside. (it will take 2-3 hrs just for this if you do it right - get it going as you're preping the rest of dinner!)
For Christmas I did the Belgian Dark Strong Ale (BDSA). Easter, I used a Midnight Mochachino Weizen Stout. Both were fantastic. The glaze looks charred-burnt, but it's actually Black-Sweet-Salty-GOLD!
Prepare the sides however you want. I do sweet potatoes with marshmallows and 2-3 other sides.
When the ham has 30 min remaining, take off the top and baste with the glaze every few minutes until complete.
Make a sweet-salty gravy with the drippings and enjoy your amazing holiday meal!
Mexican Dinner Night
Supplies: Local groceries, but import Chili from Mauro Farms.
Triple Dips:
Guac: Avocados, Lime juice, Diced Tomatoes, fresh chili & Onions - mix all together with the right amount of salt.
Tomatillo Salsa: Roasted tomatillos, tomatoes, onions, chili, and cilantro. Salt & pulse a few times in a vitamix.
Corn Pico: roasted corn, onions, tomatoes, chili, salt & cilantro ~ stir.
Serve with corn-chips as apetizer as you chat.
Beans: 1lb Black or Pinto. 4T butter. Mix with spices like you mean it (1T cumin, 2-3 tsp chili powder, 1tsp coriander, and 1 or 2 more tsp of anything you want.) Cook, for about 3 hrs (or pressure cooker for an hr and slow release for 30min).
Spanish Rice: see below for full details.
Chili: Cook pork however you want (pic is shredded, but I often use diced). Mix with Cumin, Mauro farms green chili, and salt. On the side fry dried chilis in oil (guajillo, Ancho, and a couple Arbol [3 if you're feeling frisky!]). At 3 min or so add a quart of water and bring to light boil. After 5 min cut heat and blend to smooth puree. pour through strainer into the pork mix.
Tortillas: I can make corn myself, but they take soooo long, and I can't make flour. I buy Guerrero (commercial), but if you live in SE CO, you know exactly where to go to get authentic fresh made tortillas!
Invite several friends over for a great party, or perhaps for a tasting night!
Eat with tacos, Chili, and drink a Lager Maize or Maize-Ale!
4c rice, rinced thouroughly
1.5-2 cans tomato sauce, then raise total volume to 4c
2tsp "better than boulion" chicken
2tsp cumin
1tsp chili powder
1tsp Kashmiri chili powder
2tsp salt (maybe more later)
cook in P-cooker. quick release pressure when done
fluff rice & stir
add 1c diced onion & however much fresh roasted chili you want
I've gotta add my Beer can Turkey, Homemade Pizza Night, and many others